Don’t look, just listen

Love is but a few clicks away.

It’s good to know even nowadays that people everywhere are still trying to become experts at writing ‘Classifieds’.

It started in newspapers, then moved to the highly sophisticated computer in video, then online.

Whether it be giving our best angled shot to charm the man/woman/thing of our dreams, or spicing up our social network profiles, there always seems to be something missing.

Our fascination at trying to find Mr/s Right online nowadays has become a bit of a joke, when we try expressing our feelings without coming off as a cliché or too cheesy.

So what’s the next step from our online dating services?

Song lyrics.

Now before you start ranting off at me for coming up with another dumb idea, hear me out. What better way to look deep into a person’s soul than a sneak peek into their music? Not only will people be able to express themselves passionately, but you’ll also know what songs will perk their ears at the dinner table.

I’m thinking that a 5-10 second piece from the song be attached to your profile to show that you’re more than just words, but someone’s words much more famous than you.

But what songs could be helpful to a profile? Allow me to cipher through some of today’s cutting edge lyrical genius for you to get your minds churning.

“‘F’ seeking ‘M’ to feel like a virgin, touched for the very first time.”

“You and me baby ain’t nuthin’ but mammals, so let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel.”

Facebook status: "PLEASE date me!"

“If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends”

“You taste like honey, honey. Tell me can I be your honey?”

“Can you pay my bills? Can you pay my telephone bills? Can you pay my automo’ bills? Then maybe we can chill.”

“Quick to the point, to the point no fakin’. Cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon.”

“You don’t have to be beautiful to turn me on. I just need your body baby. From dusk till dawn.”

“We’re no strangers to love. You know the rules and so do I. A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy. I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.”

“Rah-rah ah-ah-ah. Roma Roma-ma. Gaga ooh-la-la. Want your bad romance.”

“If you’re lookin’ for thrills baby this is it! Even the queen o’ Sweden sometimes is needin’ some yuks. So if you’re on the prowl for a night to howl, just duck! Bend over, I’ll drive, bend over, I’ll drive.”


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One Response to “Don’t look, just listen”

  1. anthea says:

    I always struggled with this line, “A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy.” – it’s so rude. Why wouldn’t she get that from any other guy? What’s wrong with her?