DJ for Hire
Even though DJ for Hire has it in them to rock your marbles and/or shake your funbags, the band has an identity crisis. But in a good way. Kinda like Dr. Donald Blake and his alter-ego The Mighty Thor; one provides care for the sick and the other fights the Stone Men of Saturn. Likewise, DJ for Hire can make you stick out your tongue and say 'ah', and yet at any moment smite it's nemeses with thunder. It should also be noted that DJ for Hire plays an important role in the history of another world and has, in this world, been selected by A.N.U.S. (Asian Not-Asian Universal Standards) as the official unit of measure against which all American-Canadian-Japanese, bastard-child Franken-bands shall henceforth be compared.