Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take a taxi to Mexico, and sit between Jello Biafra and Andy Kaufman the whole way there? Of course you have. And here's your chance! With Helm on your left and Helm on your right, you can be the lucky donkey in the middle. An enchanting journey of Mexico tripping, light bulb hunting, presidential campaigning, and gardening, among other excursions, awaits every eager customer of the Flappy Curtain Cab Co. However, should you choose not to come along for the ride, you'll miss not only the aforementioned activities, you'll have no idea what this description means. Could you live with yourself?