Hinged was formed in January of 2000 by Postman (vocals)and Baldwyn (drums) along with three other members who were unfortunately devoured by dyslexic cannibals off the coast of Barbados. Metal Ed (guitar) then joined along with two other members, a set of Siamese twins who are definitely not living in South Dakota in a witness protection program. Spot Mescalero (guitar) was rescued from the pound just seventeen scant minutes before he was due to be euthanized. Finally, Tweek Northridge (bass) was acquitted along with a size medium Cheese-a-saurus Rex T-shirt for sending in twelve macaroni and cheese box tops plus shipping and handling. The band currently resides in Amarillo Texas in a van down by the river. The band strives to put on a quality show with audience participation and has been graded choice by the USDA. Hinged is fresh, inventive and shies away from the risk of being redundant. Hinged is fresh, inventive and shies away from the risk of being redundant. The band is self-contained and able to provide a full array of sound and light including, but not limited to, lava lamps, train whistles and raw macaroni art. In short, we love to have fun.