It was a cold, dark and rainy January night when Alex and Chris suddenly realized that they were poor and hungry. Unfortunately, by this point they had intoxicated themselves to the point where even walking to Waffle House was physically impossible. Consequently, they decided to make a meal out of a nameless brand of Dorito-like chips and milk chocolate donuts. Strangely satisfied, Chris began to play his acoustic guitar and the rest is history. Hot Trash Molasses was born. Exotic women from around the world immediately began to flock to the loins of these creative geniuses and the two began to wonder why they ever wasted their time working at Sears. With their music now empowering them to change the world, they opt to instead create songs that will embarrass anyone that is caught listening to them. Delve into magic, the mystery, and the complete nonsense of this musical ensemble of delightful irrelevance. You'll be glad you did.