The Lords of Fubar Credo L.O.F. would like to thank all those who will never believe in anything or anybody. Without those, we would have never existed anyway. For against those types we stand in utter defiance. Lots of hate to every place that made us feel unwelcome, thanks for exiling us to a special place. AGAINST THE WORLD THAT KILLED US TWICE. Scratch - Vocals, Guitars Playing since he was just a burlap gleem in his dad's eye, Scratch learned the fine art of Metal guitar and vocals. Breathing through burlap however came much later. Saith - Bass Tall and menacing, Saith commands respect on the 4 or 5 string bottom. Scaring the hell out of women and children alike, Saith commands respect from them also. Respect from his bandmates however, was not as easy, after all they wear burlap too. Spike - Guitars, Drums Hailing from the great state of insanity, Spike honed his chops on both the six string and the skins at a very young age. Spike got his name from the metal appendage that was removed from his head after a rather humorous childhood prank. Snatch - Keys, Electro, Vocals Standing well over 6 feet tall, Snatch doesn't need to wear burlap to strike fear in the hearts of women and men alike. Snatch's command of the keys and various synth devices complements both Scratch's and Spike's twin guitar attack. If you are thinking Snatch got his name from a rather dirty slang term for a part of the female anatomy, you would be wrong. He actually got his moniker from a childhood habit of 'Snatching' donuts from the local grocery store. Spork - Drums,Vocals Playing double bass drums is something that Spork has done since he picked up the sticks. In his own words 'I don't follow trends, double bass drums not only look awesome,they are awesome, double bass pedals just don't cut it' Spork's use of the word 'awesome' has caused concern among his fellow bandmates. Therefore, future interviews with the band will probably not include Spork until he gives up his 'Bill and Ted's excellent adventure' DVD. Snutz - Manager,Mascot, strength and conditioning coach Not being able to play a musical instrument has not hindered Snutz's excitement about all things Fubar. Snutz is not only Fubar's mascot, he is also their strength and conditioning coach. He is always reminding the boys that in order to thrive in the 'dog eat dog' world of metal music, they have to 'eat right to play right.' It's obvious by looking at Snutz's chisled physique, that he practices what he preaches.