Why does it seem like everybody wants to wussify the piano lately? If it's not John Tesh it's Yawn-ni or Rufus Whine-wright. Where's the tattoos? Where's the beer? Where's the attitude? Pianocidal J. is on a mission to surgically re-attach the balls to the piano. I'm sure he only plays slow songs 'cause it helps bag the chicks. This guy picks up where Billy Joel left off 20 years ago (remember 'Only the Good Die Young'?). Flex your biceps, slam a cold one, and watch Pianocidal J. pound those keys 'til they play outta fright! (If you happen to be one of the aforementioned wusses who prefers your piano music in an elevator, you're not welcome in Detroit).