Animals in Space
'They leave unexpecting fans dumbfounded, dazed and confused while simultaneously horny, satisfied, physically relieved, dizzy, having to go to the bathroom and still wanting more.... bad.' Dearly beloved... In late 2005 we formed Preston Swift in Southeastern PA. 'We' being Luken, Xavier, Nathaniel, and Thurston....SWIFT. Yes, we actually are four brothers. In the memory of our great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great grandfather, the great viking, explorer and conqueror, 'Preston Q. Swift', we named the band 'Preston Swift'. Knowing that we were four incredibly handsome, witty, debonair, extraordinary, monstruosly talented geniuses, we came to the conclusion that forming this supergroup would be in the best interests of all humanity for all of eternity. We decided that our influences would mostly consist of the following (but not limited to) genres.... Rock, Classic Rock, Hard Rock, Alternative Rock, Alternative Hard Rock, 70's Rock, 80's Rock, Pop Rock, Cock Rock, Cock Block Rock, Sock Rock, Jock Rock, Shock Rock, Smock Rock, Slop Rock, Blues Rock, Afghani Rock, Punk Rock, Junk Rock, Junkie Rock, Pot Rock, Head Rock, Psychedelic Rock, Polka, Hungarian Polka, Jewish Polka, Yugoslavian Polka, Japanese Polka, Buddhist Monk Polka, Blues, Delta Blues, Mississippi Blues, Montana Blues, Georgia Blues, Jamaican Blues, Alaskan Wood Blues, Eskimo Blues, Alaskan Salmon Blues, A Large School of Blues, Funk, Sleaze Funk, Sleaze, Death Funk, Slow Death Funk, Screamo Funk, Real Funky Funk, Touchy Feely Funk, Fuzzy Funk, and Some Freaky Fried Funk, Smoke Funk, Smoked Skunk, Raw Eal, Some Tomatoes, Jazz, Smooth Jazz, Self Indulgent Jazz, Jazz That Nobody Else Likes, Jazz That Some People Like, Hard Jazz, Elevator Jazz, Snazz Jazz, Lounge Jazz, Punk Jazz, Rock Jazz, Snatch Jazz, Reggae, Gay Ray, Canadian Reggae, Post Core Reggae, Post Modern Futuristic Space Reggae, Austrian Trance Music, Black Metal, Bloody Metal, Old Metal, Chopped Flesh Metal, Chopped Alaskan Salmon Metal, Zimbabwe Tribal Music, Zulu, Egyptian Blue Grass, Flamenco, Subteranian Flamenco, Phlem, Flam, Flan, Flimbly Wimbly, Ooga, Stooga, Bogabogabogaboga, Indie, Low Budget Indie, Recording Sounds Like Shit Indie, The Kind of Indie Where One Dude in the Band is Good and Everybody Else Sucks, The Kind of Indie Where Everybody Except One Dude is Good, Scene Haircut Indie, Gore Rock, Gore Indie Rock, Bad Gore Indie Rock, Gory Rock that is Really Bad, Singer Songwriter Indie, The Kind of Indie that Only People with Really Thick Glasses Like, The Kind of Indie I Slit My Wrists To, Winy Indie, Wimpy Indie, Winy Gay Indie, Indie Music that Women Love, Power Ballad Pop Rock, Power Pop, Bubblegum Pop, Power Punk Pop, 80's Guitar Pop, Japanese Guitar Pop, Japanese Power Ballad Pop RockCore, Madagascan Popper, Tuscany Pop, Sickle Rock, Mariachi Slow Drive Post Apocalyptic Bagpipe Sleaze Techno. Dig It. Yours truly, -Preston Swift Management: Professor Pooch LLC Email: email@example.com.