Dirty Damn Good Time
Ruthless Cunt Killers is a ridiculously sarcastic, yet completely serious Outlaw Honky Punk band. Our motto is 'Long Live Beer & Pussy'. Once upon a time in Canada, there were four outlaws that met randomly in an unemployment line on the outskirts of Chatham, ON. Fraud charges ensued, and the Cunts stashed their favourite drugs and evaded the police into hiding. There, they rocked around, half drunk, half stoned, confused and disoriented until the booze and drugs were gone. Living in hiding was like banging your head against the wall. The speed and pussy they knew had vanished all at once, and they were left detoxin' and baitin'. About 4 months after arriving in hiding, Kuntry Keegan Slydes wrote a heartfelt song about missing his long departed handicapped ex-girlfriend, and then posted the song online in an ad on ruthlesscuntkillers.com. And that was how Bobbin' Bob Hiltz found them and the Ruthless Cunt Killers were ready to rock the world. Ruthless Cunt Killers write songs about pretty much anything we find humorous and the joys of Drinkin' and Druggin'. We call our sound Outlaw Honky Punk; a mix of Honky Tonk and Rock N' Roll, with an Outlaw Punk Rock attitude. It's comparable to a cross between Social Distortion, Supersuckers, and Mojo Nixon, with that Cuntry flavour. They have been fortunate enough to share the stage with The Matadors, Ceremonial Snips, Trole, Alley Dukes, The Reason and The Junction. The band's latest album, A Dirty Damn Good Time, unites Kuntry Keegan Slydes' testosterone fuelled, over-the-top blue-collar anthems with foot tapping grooves to create a genre defining album chocked full of rock songs in their purest form. With standout tracks like "Different Strokes" & 'Handicapped Hippie', look for Ruthless Cunt Killers to be a major influence in the rock landscape for years to come. So be it. If you don't like it, you're welcome to go. If you do like it, please stay. There are more Cunnilinguists where these came from. Ruthless Cunt Killers are: Kuntry Keegan Slydes - Vox & Guitar Bobbin' Bob - Bass & Vox Tommy VD - Lead Guitar Farley MacFarlane - Drums.