Jennifer Love Handles
After playing with led zeppelin for many years after their breakup, i decided to work for nasa and developed the patent for the heat-resistant shields on the space shuttle. That's when i married krista allen. Right after my marriage, i won the bud light best buns contest 4 years in a row. Following that, i went on to be the extreme fighting champion of the lower southwest region. Then, i was approached by vivid entertainment to be their spokesperson and starred in several of their films. But my life was really still incomplete. That's why i recorded 'jennifer love handles'.