Shut Up & Take It
Kick ass Hard Rockin Midget Sex Music. This Album has it all! Dana Smith (not a midget) & His Band of 3 midget rockers bring you the BEST Midget Sex Music Ever. Yeah they\'re midgets. Everyone but the singer and guitarist that is, but so what .. They kick ass. Does it sound like 80\'s music? HELL NO!!! Does it sound like late 90\'s Hard Rock music? Kind of. Does it sound like early 2000 Hard Rock? Well Maybe. But we know it kicks all other midget music in the ass. We dare you to listen to this and come up with something YOU don't like. Bridget the Midget says "These guys kick so much ass I almost married the Singer until I found out the Midget Drummer got me Pregnant!" Rolling Stone says " Loud, Poignant, tastefully Provocative, These Midgets and the Non Midget Have it all! A Blend of 90's and modern Hard Rock in one Pint Sized band Proportioned project. Well the singer's not a midget, but the rest are pint sized." Capitol Records says "So Kick ass and Rude they said no to our Record deal! Who do these Midgets think they are?" John Bon Jovi Says "I was in Love with Nola Void the female Midget Bassist. I tried to get with her but Ozzy Osbourne kicked my ass and said she was his bitch!" Katie Couric Says \'Midget Sex Music takes over East LA! Despite Racial Divides the Vaudeville Pornstars have Mexican and African Americans joining together in what the Music industry calls a Midget SEXTRAVAGANZA!\' Al Sharpton says "American's need to embrace these new Midget SEXY TIME Rockers as Music of the Millenia!" Barrack Obama says "Even Midget Sex Rockers want Change!" Join the Hype! Join the Frenzy! Tell all of your Friends that you are in Love with Midget SEX Music too!!!